Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

When life gives you hearts, make sure you know whose it is before you start pounding!

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In a quirky world where hearts are not just symbols of love but literal organs that can be traded, stolen, or bartered, players take on the role of a cunning Heart Broker. Tasked with navigating a twisted underbelly of heart dealers, connoisseurs, and emotional anarchists, you must strike deals, develop wacky relationships, and uncover a conspiracy threatening the very essence of human emotion. Your choices dictate the fate of hearts, leading to hilarious and darkly absurd outcomes. Will you play the hero, the villain, or maybe something in between? The heart of the matter is in your hands.