Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If I had a heart, I'd be sorry... good thing I'm just renting!

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In a world where emotions and memories can be harvested and sold, you play as a cynical heart merchant who deals in the currency of feelings. After an unscheduled heart heist goes hilariously wrong, you find yourself in a whirlwind of bumbling contracts, anxious clients, and a love-struck ghost seeking eternal affection. Navigate through absurd negotiations, make outrageous choices, and encounter a cast of eccentric characters, all while trying to reclaim your stolen heart—literally. The choices you make will either sew together a tapestry of bizarre alliances or tear apart the very fabric of your fragmented emotional landscape.