Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just when you thought your heart belonged to you—surprise! It’s got a side gig with a cult.

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In a whimsical yet macabre world, players take on the role of a quirky coroner named Morty, who has stumbled upon a heart-stealing cult that believes hearts hold the essence of personality. As Morty, you must navigate the absurd and often hilarious requests of eccentric clients who come with unusual ailments and wild personalities. Your job is to figure out whose heart belongs to whom, all while juggling bizarre situations—like a cat that insists it’s an ancient philosopher trapped in a feline body or a politician with an unusually large heart (literally). Choices you make will lead to unpredictable outcomes, involving dark humor and heart-pounding decisions as you unearth dark secrets and mend broken spirits. The game culminates in a grand showdown at the cult's bizarre ceremony where you must decide if passion or reason wins, ultimately questioning what it truly means to feel alive.