Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Why settle for 'hearts' when you can have an entire 'emotion inventory'? Let the auctions begin!

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In a quirky, dystopian world where emotions can be bartered like commodities, play as a heart broker who helps clients retrieve or steal the hearts of others to gain emotional power. Navigate through a series of outrageous and morally ambiguous scenarios where hilarity and horror intertwine. With your snarky AI assistant, explore the consequences of love, betrayal, and twisted relationships while uncovering the mystery behind the organization that controls the market for hearts. Each choice you make leads to unexpected and often absurd outcomes, testing your wit and your will to keep your own heart intact.