Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of Jamie, a down-on-their-luck organ harvester whose latest heist goes hilariously wrong. Set in a world where people auction off body parts in a twisted marketplace for fame, power, and ridiculous whims, Jamie accidentally ends up with the heart of a notorious celebrity with a unique secret. As you navigate through absurd scenarios, from attending elite parties where people barter for limbs over cocktails to dodging heartthrob fans who want their beloved’s heart back, the choices you make will determine whether Jamie can rid themselves of this pulsating liability or end up in cardiac arrest—figuratively and literally. Each decision influences the outcome of both the story and what bizarre organ Jamie might need to secretly acquire next.