Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

It's not just a heist; it's a heart-felt decision. Who knew crime could be so...emotional?

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Step into the shoes of a jaded heart thief in a fantastical city where emotional elements take physical forms. You find yourself in a ridiculous yet dangerous situation when a rare heart—belonging to none other than a power-hungry politician—accidentally gets mixed up in your last heist. As you navigate through hysterical encounters with eccentric characters, crooked cops, and bounty hunters from the depths of a rogue's gallery, you must ultimately decide: will you return the heart for a hefty prize, or keep it to control the city’s emotions? With branching narratives, outrageous dialogue options, and a quirkiness that challenges the fundamental concepts of morality, this game pushes the limits of decision-making in a humor-laden, high-stakes adventure.