Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

When life gives you hearts, sell them, or maybe just eat them — who am I to judge?

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In a dystopian world where people can auction off their hearts to the highest bidder, you play as an offbeat heart-harvester who snatches hearts from the fallen in ridiculous scenarios. Every choice you make influences the fate of the hearts you collect and the quirky characters you encounter. It's a satire-filled journey through a society obsessed with love and consumerism, where your decisions lead to outrageous consequences and laughter in the darkest moments. Will you choose to return a heart to its owner or hock it for a new pair of shoes? The absurdity is all yours.