Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

They say love is a battlefield; I’m just here for the loot and the chaos!

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In a world where hearts can be swapped and traded as commodities, you play as Dex, a cynical heart thief with a knack for navigating the absurd black market of emotions. After a job goes awry, Dex discovers they’ve accidentally ended up with the heart of a notorious crime lord's estranged spouse. Now, in a race against time, you must outwit the crime syndicate, engage in ridiculous negotiations with quirky characters like the heart-obsessed philosopher and the neurotic matchmaker, and ultimately decide whether to return the heart or leverage it for your own gain. Filled with offbeat humor and dramatic choices, every decision can lead to wildly unexpected outcomes.