Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are traded as currency, you play as Reginald Thistle, a cynical heart broker caught in an absurd web of deceit, betrayal, and the occasional pun. After a client mysteriously disappears with your prized ‘love’ heart, you must navigate a series of bizarre encounters with eccentric characters—including a retired heart thief, a nervous emotional support llama, and a dramatic poet who insists every conversation is a sonnet. Choose dialogue and actions carefully, as each decision alters your heart’s value and can lead you to unforeseen consequences. This hilarious and dramatic adventure challenges your morality and wit as you uncover the truth behind what it truly means to ‘break’ a heart.