Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts can be swapped like trading cards, you play as Charlie, a disgraced heart merchant who accidentally boasts about possessing the world's most coveted heart—the one belonging to the infamous love guru, Cupid. To retrieve it before Cupid sends his wrath upon you, you'll engage in a series of absurdly comical and often chaotic encounters with a myriad of eccentric characters who want a piece of that heart. Use dialogue choices wisely to negotiate, deceive, and charm your way through side quests that unfold in a uniquely twisted, darkly humorous narrative. With every choice, you may just end up trading not only hearts but also pieces of your own humanity.