Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I'd sell my heart for a deal, but I'll need it back for emotional stability!

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Welcome to a world where hearts are not just organ tissues but rather commodities traded in a high-stakes bazaar known as 'The Exchange.' You play as a quirky heart broker with a knack for witty comebacks and outrageous schemes. Navigate through a spectrum of eccentric clients, each with their own unique heart-related issues, as you barter, negotiate, and sometimes steal hearts to fulfill your bizarre contracts. From a lovesick cyborg transforming into a poet to a vampire with a flair for dramatic monologues, each character presents a new risky wager. Your choices shape not only the lives of your clients but also the kind of broker you become, leading to numerous endings, each more absurd than the last.