Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I thought they wanted a piece of my heart, but I’m just here for the organ donations!

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In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as Harvey, a well-meaning but slightly neurotic organ dealer in a quirky underworld of bizarre characters and outrageous demands. The twist? You have to steal hearts from various sources, each with their own quirks and motivations. Along the way, your choices shape not only the plot’s outcome but also Harvey's fate in a ludicrous web of love, betrayal, and existential dread. Will you restore the heart of a broken romantic, get entangled in the absurd schemes of a corporate villain, or inadvertently create a love triangle with a dog? Your heart-thief journey is filled with choices that lead to wildly unpredictable scenarios and darkly comedic consequences.