Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I don’t blame you, my heart’s a bit of a mess too!

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Set in a quirky, bustling metropolis where hearts can be literally traded, you play as a struggling 'Heart Broker' who must negotiate, barter, and sometimes steal hearts to keep your career afloat. Plagued by the misfortune of acquiring a cursed heart that causes bizarre events, you find yourself embroiled in a comical conspiracy involving heart heists, unexpected romances, and a cadre of eccentric characters all looking for something—whether that's love, revenge, or the occasional heart-themed pastry. Your choices lead you through a network of interconnected stories with wildly unpredictable outcomes and funny twists at every corner.