Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Step into a bizarre world where the lines between love and chaos blur. You play as a heart-stealing rogue who finds themselves in the middle of a chaotic love triangle involving a flamboyant vampire, a neurotic artificer, and a sentient cat that dabbles in poetry. Each character has an insatiable need for emotional validation but also wields bizarre powers that can dramatically alter your fate. Choose wisely in this comedic interactive text game, where every choice affects the desire always at stake: affection or mayhem. Will you reunite souls or start a heart riot?