Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Don't worry! My heart's in the right place—just borrowed it from the last guy who wronged me.

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In a world where hearts can be exchanged like currency, you are a heart merchant navigating the bizarre marketplace of emotions. Each pulse and thump leads you deeper into the comical chaos of a city where people swing from extreme elation to utter despair at the snap of a finger. As you collect hearts from quirky characters—including a melancholic jester, a lovesick inventor, and a heartbroken poet—you uncover the underlying truth: the city’s emotional climate is collapsing under the weight of its own impractical desires. Players must engage in witty dialogues, make morally ambiguous choices, and solve quirky puzzles to restore balance and discover whose heart truly matters in this laugh-out-loud adventure.