In a world where hearts are literally exchanged for power, wealth, and popularity, you are an eccentric heart trader named Cardi B. Your task is to navigate a chaotic society where people are constantly bartering their emotions. As Cardi, you engage in bizarre negotiations, traverse vibrant locales, and dodge heart-stealing thugs! Your decisions impact not only your emotional state but also the fates of the colorful characters you meet along the way. From an existential crisis-undergoing vampire to a heartbroken robot, each interaction raises the stakes in this wild journey where the heart is both a commodity and a weapon.