Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I never knew heartache could be so... profitable!

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In a world where hearts are a commodity, you play as Val, a cynical heart dealer navigating the absurd underbelly of a city where emotional exchange is the norm. Each day, Val acquires new hearts, each with its own quirks and abilities, from a giggle-snorting heart to a brooding artist's heart. As you make decisions that shape Val's reputation and relationships, you'll encounter quirky characters, unpredictable heart buyers, and even a rival dealer who wants your stock and your life. Will you build the ultimate collection, find love, or risk it all in a heart-thumping trade war? Choices matter, and the punchlines are dark as you realize: in this twisted game, it's not just about trading hearts; it's about trading humanity.