Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If I can't have my heart, then nobody's getting any cardio today!

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In a quirky and surreal world where hearts are traded like commodities, players take the role of an eccentric heart collector who embarks on a zany quest to locate and reclaim their own heart. As you interact with bizarre characters in shadowy marketplaces, you’ll negotiate, dodge absurd dangers, and tackle whimsical dilemmas that challenge your morality. With each encounter, you will face off against fellow collectors, engage in hilarious heart-stealing competitions, and ultimately make a choice that will determine not just the fate of your heart, but the hearts of those around you. Will you embrace the darkly comic absurdity or fall victim to the capriciousness of this offbeat universe?