Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?
Guess it's time for me to follow my heart... or at least a well-stocked black market!
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In a dystopian society where emotions are bought, sold, and traded like commodities, you play as a disillusioned Heart Broker. Tasked with navigating a darkly comedic world of over-the-top characters, you'll engage in witty repartees and manipulate emotions to survive. Can you outsmart your way through hilarious scenarios, from outrageous heart heists to cringe-worthy love triangles, all while trying to reclaim your own stolen heart? Uncover secret black markets, battle absurd laws of affection, and choose your alliances wisely as you explore the depths of humanity's absurdity!
