Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a satirical modern fantasy setting, you play as an eccentric heart-thief who specializes in stealing hearts—not just metaphorically; you literally exchange them with clients for favors, secrets, or just plain chaos. Navigate a labyrinth of absurd characters, each with their own quirks and motives, as you uncover the tangled web of desires connected to each heart. Will you keep the hearts you've stolen, return them, or forge your own path? The choice is yours, but remember: every heart has a story, and every choice has a consequence. Compete against other heart-thieves in wacky challenges to claim the most coveted heart of all: the heart of the reigning heart-king! With unconventional puzzles and humor as dark as a midnight heart heist, you'll be left questioning the ethics of love and loyalty.