Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I'm just here for the 'heart'-warming experience, but it looks like we're in for a bloody good time!

Fantasy Dark Comedy Text Game

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In 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', you are a rogue Soul Broker in a world where souls can be bought, sold, and exchanged like commodities. The twist? You accidentally get your hands on a heart that doesn't belong to you and now must navigate a twisted bureaucracy of soul contracts, eccentric customers, and bizarre creatures to find the rightful owner. As you delve deeper into this chaotic underworld, you encounter peculiar situations, hilarious dilemmas, and dramatic decisions that challenge both your wit and your morals. Will you help the lost souls find their way, or will you cut a deal that benefits only you?