Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’m not heartless; just temporarily out of stock!

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In a whimsical, twisted world where hearts can be traded, borrowed, and even stolen, you play as Riley, a heart merchant who's temporarily without a heart of their own. Bouncing through encounters with eccentric characters—from heartless thieves to grim reapers hosting a dating show—your mission is to reclaim your own heart while ensuring everyone else's stays intact. Along the way, you’ll make decisions that affect your character's relationships, navigate absurd dialogue trees, and uncover the truth behind the Heart Exchange Conspiracy, all while trying to keep your humor intact.