Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I lost my heart, but I’ll be damned if I lose my sense of humor!

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In a world where hearts are commodities traded on a black market, you play as a down-on-their-luck heart dealer who attempts to regain their own lost heart. Navigate a bizarre underworld filled with eccentric characters, morally ambiguous choices, and absurd situations. Engage in hilariously dark dialogue, make twisted trades, and solve outrageous puzzles that challenge societal norms about love and life. Each choice impacts your journey, leading to multiple endings that can range from triumphant recovery to complete chaos, keeping players engaged in every heart-pounding decision.