Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Stealing hearts wasn’t supposed to be this complicated… but hey, at least I got a great cardio workout!

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In this twisted, darkly comedic interactive text-based game, you play as a renegade heart thief in a dystopian society where human emotions are traded like commodities. After an ill-fated heist, you unintentionally steal the heart of a notorious crime lord, throwing yourself into a chaotic adventure filled with outrageous characters, absurd decisions, and moral dilemmas. You'll navigate a bizarre underground world where you must decide the fate of the heart, confront the crime lord’s henchmen, and untangle your own heart's desires. With clever dialogue choices and branching paths, your decisions will shape the outcome of your wacky story.