Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a chaotic world where hearts are literal commodities, you play as a heart-thief with a twist: you've inexplicably stolen the hearts of several influential people during a bizarre heist gone wrong. As you navigate the absurd consequences of your actions, you'll have to keep the owners of these hearts at bay while figuring out the mystery of your own heart that seems to be missing. Interact with a myriad of eccentric characters, face bizarre situations, and make choices that could humorously twist your fate. Each heart you manage to control adds unique abilities and dramatic dilemmas to your journey. Will you return the hearts, embrace the chaos, or start a new trend in the black market of emotions?