Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Last time I checked, my heart was not available for the highest bidder!

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In 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', you play as a quirky heart collector in a bizarre town where souls are currency and daily shenanigans determine fates. The townsfolk are heavy on humor and light on morality, engaging in a ridiculous game of heart barter. Navigate through outrageous events, from ridiculous beauty pageants to absurd heists, as you gather the hearts of locked-up townsfolk, each with their own zany backstory and desires. Can you charm, trick, or blackmail them to get what you need while keeping your own heart intact? The more chaotic your choices, the more hilariously unpredictable the outcomes, leading to multiple endings that only get weirder from there.