Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I've got a lot of heart... at least until Monday!

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In a world where people's hearts can be freely swapped, you play as Zane, a heartless stand-up comedian who desperately needs a new heart to revive his fading career. You navigate through quirky locations—like the Chaotic Cardiology Café or the Heartbreak Grotto—encountering eccentric characters with their own agendas. You must engage in bizarre conversations, make ludicrous choices, and engage in outrageous scenarios to charm a heart from the public. Each heart comes with its own quirks and powers, shaping Zane's stand-up material and his fate. The deeper you dive into the jest of the world, the higher the stakes become—after all, if you pick the wrong heart, you might just end up with a 'stone heart' that makes you a complete bore!