Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Guess what, my heart's not in this… or is it?

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In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as a disillusioned, shape-shifting organ thief in a bizarre world where hearts are the ultimate currency. After a mishap involving a rival organ smuggler, you wake up with someone else's heart inside you—literally. As you navigate a surreal underground society of eccentric characters, each with their own hilarious quirks, you must uncover the origins of this new heart. Is it a generous love-struck poet's heart, a ruthless lawyer's cold organ, or even a rock star's beating charm? Along the way, you'll engage in witty banter, decipher bizarre moral dilemmas, and make choices that impact your ability to reclaim your own heart—or maybe just get even richer by selling the heart you've stolen. Expect plot twists that make you laugh, cry, or both!