Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Why buy the cow when you can have a heart of pure chaos?

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In a dystopian society where emotions are traded as currency, you are a reluctant Smuggler tasked with acquiring hearts—actual hearts of the most notorious criminals. Your journey will lead you through absurd and hilarious situations as you navigate black markets, deal with eccentric characters, and confront the moral implications of your actions. Will you use the hearts for your own gain, or will you find a way to restore emotions to the apathetic populace? Strategic choices will determine your fate, as well as the lives of those around you. Get ready for a wild ride full of quirky humor, strange lore, and unpredictable outcomes.