Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this twisted and humorous text-based adventure, you play as a disgraced cardiologist who, after a mysterious blackout at a lavish auction, discovers that hearts—literally—are missing from various eccentric guests. As you bumble through the chaotic aftermath, solving riddles, gathering clues, and coping with a parade of absurd characters, you must figure out whose heart was stolen and why. Can you piece together the cartoony chaos of emotions and reclaim the heart before hilarity turns to horror? Each choice you make affects your reputation, relationships, and ultimately, the fate of love—or revenge!