Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Who needs six-pack abs when you've got a heart of gold... or is it rust?

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Step into a bizarre universe where hearts can be traded like currency! In this satirical adventure, you play as a heart merchant navigating the surreal market of emotions. Each heart comes with its own set of dramatic backstories and consequences. As a new trader, you'll form alliances and rivalries with iconic characters, solve emotional dilemmas, and confront the existential question of identity—all while vying to acquire the ultimate heart that grants its owner the power to influence others' feelings. Choices matter in this thrilling foray into the nuances of human emotion, where wit clashes with pathos at every turn.