Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Heart-stealing’s a matter of the heart, isn’t it? And I’m here for the witty repartee!

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In this interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of a quirky, down-on-their-luck heart thief named Jett, who has found himself in a dire predicament: he accidentally stole a powerful artifact — a heart that possesses the memories and personalities of its previous owners. To survive, Jett must navigate through a series of whimsical yet dangerous scenarios in which he interacts with the hearts of famous historical figures, pop culture icons, and even mythological beings. Players will make choices that affect Jett's survival and relationships with these spirited hearts, weaving their way through hilarious challenges as they solve riddles, enact wacky heists, and ultimately determine whose heart it truly belongs to. With a subscription model to these eccentric personalities, can Jett keep the heart from falling into the wrong hands? Will he become a hero or find himself in the afterlife's hold-up line?