Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I thought I was heartless, turns out I’m just a really good thief!

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In a peculiar world where hearts are physical objects traded in black markets and swapped like collectible cards, you play as a witty, down-on-their-luck heart broker named Zeke. When a high-profile heart goes missing, it’s your job to navigate through a bizarre city teeming with eccentric characters, each with a story more outrageous than the last. The catch? You’ve unknowingly picked up a heart that might not belong to you—or anybody living. With quick wit as your only weapon, you will use your charm, sleuthing skills, and a sprinkle of mischief to solve the mystery of the missing heart while managing the consequences of your own unexpected romantic entanglement. Get ready for a tale that’s equal parts mystery and hilarity, where every choice leads to surprising outcomes!