Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you navigate the bizarre and surreal world of heart trafficking in a dystopian society where emotions are commodities. As a clever but morally ambiguous 'Heart Broker', your task is to navigate the cutthroat marketplace of hearts, solve absurd puzzles, and engage in witty banter with eccentric characters. Each heart has a history and a personality; some are joyful, others are deeply melancholic. Your choices will influence the emotional landscape of the world and the outcomes of strange tasks, revealing the tangled web of motivations and desires. Who does this heart belong to, and how will you use it? Your decisions could lead to hilariously disastrous or unexpectedly uplifting consequences.