Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If love is a battlefield, then I'm just here for the loot!

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Step into the shoes of Freddy, a washed-up professional heart broker in a world where hearts can be bought, sold, and traded like commodities. After an unexpected heart heist, Freddy must navigate a maze of eccentric clients, conniving criminals, and absurd regulations in the Heart Exchange—a bustling marketplace where emotions are the currency and relationships are just mercantile agreements. Can Freddy find the heart that truly belongs to him while dodging the heartless schemes of his rivals? Will he rekindle a romance from his past or end up in the heart of another con job? Engage in branching narrative choices that lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes as you explore the depths of human emotion... or the lack thereof.