Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I just wanted a piece of someone's heart, but I guess I got the whole thing—and a receipt!

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In a twisted world where hearts can be borrowed, stolen, and traded, you play as a heart broker navigating a chaotic marketplace. Each day, you must negotiate deals, avoid heart thieves, and host outlandish auctions where the rarest hearts are up for grabs. Players must balance moral choices, form alliances with quirky characters, and use their wit to outsmart rivals while uncovering the mystery of the Heartless—a notorious figure who seeks to monopolize all emotions. The game blends humor with dramatic twists that push players to confront the absurdity of love and loss in this heart-selling underbelly.