Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Trading hearts might sound romantic, but you should see my clients—I’ll take my chances on a shipment of sentient chocolates!

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Dive into a chaotic world where characters literally trade hearts to navigate their personal and existential dilemmas. You play as a hapless heart dealer trying to broker deals between eccentric clients who’ve misplaced their emotional cores. Each decision influences the narrative, as clients reveal their wildest hopes, fears, and desires. Will you restore balance to their lives, or will you inadvertently spark a comedic disaster? Unravel their stories while dealing with absurdities such as singing flowers, cynical robots, and a market for rare emotions. The heart is not just a symbol here; it's a commodity with power and pitfalls!