Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

When it comes to love, I prefer a fair trade — unless it's my own heart we're bargaining over.

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In a whimsical yet morbid world where hearts are literal objects exchanged in negotiations, you play the role of an ambitious heart broker navigating the chaotic marketplace of emotions. Clients arrive with broken hearts seeking remedies, while vengeful customers flaunt their stolen hearts as trophies. As you negotiate trades, solve bizarre puzzles, and unearth dark secrets, your choices determine who ultimately 'owns' the hearts of others — and sometimes, your own! The game blends humor and drama, pushing players to confront the absurdity of emotions in a world that takes them literally.