Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’ll trade you a heart for a smile—just don’t expect a refund!

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In this satirical interactive text-based game, players assume the role of an unscrupulous heart broker in a bustling city where human hearts can be bought, sold, and traded like commodities. Each decision you make influences the lives of those around you, whether it’s helping a lovesick poet regain his spark or selling a corporate tycoon’s heart to a mysterious underworld figure. Engage in hilarious dialogue, navigate absurd moral dilemmas, and discover the unexpected consequences of your choices. Can you navigate the shady heart trade while keeping your own heart and conscience intact?