Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I don’t just steal hearts, I return ‘em like a bad girl’s overdue library book!

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Step into a bizarre alternate reality where hearts are traded like commodities. Players assume the role of a heart broker—an eccentric character who assists a variety of quirky clients in locating their lost hearts scattered throughout surreal landscapes. Each choice impacts the narrative, leading to wacky and dramatic outcomes as players negotiate and manipulate emotional ties. With unexpected heart-themed dilemmas and clever wordplay, the game explores existential themes while keeping players engaged through humor and creative storytelling.