Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Valentine’s Day just went rogue, and I’m the only one with the guts to clean up this mess—heart and all!

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In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as Max, a cynical heart thief who can steal the hearts of others to understand their emotions. When a mysterious force begins to swap hearts around town—causing chaos, hilarity, and unexpected romances—you must track down the mastermind behind this heart heist while navigating through a variety of quirky characters and comedic situations. Use your wits, charm, and a little heart-fueled magic to piece the town's emotions back together, all while solving puzzles and unraveling the web of hilarity along the way.