Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I didn't choose the heart life; the heart life chose me—now where's my therapist?

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In a bizarre twist of fate, you find yourself in a whimsical afterlife where souls barter their hearts like commodities in a chaotic market! Players take on the role of a sarcastic soul, navigating through the colorful yet sinister bazaar, trading wits and hearts with a motley crew of characters. As you uncover twisted tales and heartwarming (and heart-wrenching) stories, your choices impact which heart you ultimately claim. Do you take on the heart of a fierce warrior, a love-struck poet, or an infamous trickster? Will you rise as the champion of hearts or be left heartless in this comedic journey into the absurd?