In a world where hearts (both literal and metaphorical) are traded as commodities, you play as a cynical DeMerchant, experiencing a day in the life of managing the Heart Exchange—a bizarre marketplace where emotional artifacts are bought, sold, and stolen. Navigate a labyrinth of quirky characters, each with their own unique emotional needs and heart debts, while humorously confronting moral dilemmas about love, desire, and the essence of what it means to feel. Use your wit to negotiate trades, uncover hidden truths, and perhaps even find the heart you've been searching for yourself. Choices matter here, and you might just end up with a heart that doesn’t quite belong to you.