Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are literal commodities, players take on the role of a heart trader specializing in acquiring and selling the emotional essence of various characters. As you navigate an absurd marketplace filled with quirky clients, you must complete outrageous tasks to procure hearts, negotiate deals, and dodge rival traders. With each choice, the protagonist’s own heart challenges their moral compass, leading to hilariously unexpected scenarios that cause emotional turmoil, darkly comedic outcomes, and ludicrous plot twists. Can you profit from the chaos before someone else 'steals your heart'?