Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’m just the heart dealer—don’t blame me if you fall for the wrong type!

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In a surreal world where hearts are tangible objects and can be swapped, you play as a quirky heart broker in a dystopian city where emotions trade like currency. Your task is to navigate the bizarre matchmaking industry while helping eccentric clients find their perfect heart. Each character comes with their own unique emotional baggage and odd requests, challenging you to make witty decisions that influence not just your fate, but the heart condition of your clients. With multiple convoluted endings, every playthrough offers a new, gut-bustingly hilarious experience in a world where feeling too much can be just as dangerous as feeling too little.