Step into the absurd world of 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', an interactive text-based game where you play as Puck, an amateur heart thief with a bit of a moral dilemma. After accidentally stealing the heart of the town's biggest criminal mastermind during an ill-fated heist, Puck finds themselves entangled in a comedic chase involving eccentric characters like a vengeful florist with a heart-shaped weapon and a conspiracy-theorist librarian who believes hearts are portals to alternate realities. Navigate through ridiculous scenarios, make choices that affect your fate, and use your wit to outsmart foes while trying to return the heart before it gets you into more than just a bit of trouble.