Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I've seen better hearts in a fruit salad!

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In a whimsical yet sinister world where hearts can be traded, stolen, and even rented, you play as a Heart Broker—a charismatic agent tasked with resolving a series of absurd and dramatic heart-related mishaps. Navigate through a network of quirky characters: from a lovelorn vampire with a stash of ‘heart chocolates’ to a disgruntled wizard who wants his heart back from an impudent crow. Your choices will determine not only the fate of the hearts but also the lives of those who possess them. Will you broker peace, sow chaos, or find love in the most unexpected of places? The stakes are high, and every decision could lead to a heartwarming ending or a catastrophic collapse!