Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I've got two hearts and no clue—let's make this emotional rollercoaster a real heart-stopper!

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In a quirky, dystopian city where hearts are a tradable commodity, you play as Mercer, a heart thief with a penchant for the absurd. When a mishap leaves you with two hearts—one belonging to a misunderstood villain and the other to a bumbling noble—chaos ensues. Navigate a series of outrageous scenarios and eccentric characters as you race against time to swap and reclaim hearts before the emotional fallout just may tear the city apart. With branching choices and absurdly humorous dialogue, your decisions will impact who ends up with which heart (and how they deal with it). Will you make a heartwarming hero or an uproarious villain out of your hapless characters? The fate of the city rests in your hands!