Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Love hurts, but I prefer it in a jar!

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Step into the shoes of Val, a cynical and sardonic heart-snatcher in a quirky, gothic underworld where emotions are tangible. In a realm where the hearts of the living are currency and affection can change hands at the drop of a hat, players will navigate a twisted network of outlandish characters, from overdramatic poets to eccentric necromancers. Choices impact not just the story but also the hearts Val collects, leading to absurd and often hilarious outcomes. Who’s heart do you want today—the lovesick bard or the brooding goth librarian? Will you make allies or turn them into your next collectible heart? With sharp-witted dialogue and a plot filled with dark humor, this interactive journey challenges players to explore the complexities of love, identity, and the very essence of what it means to feel.