Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

My heart's not in it, but yours looks promising!

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In a world where the line between life and death is just a punchline away, you play as a disgraced heart transplant surgeon who discovers a near-mythical black market for human hearts. As you navigate this absurd and twisted underbelly, you’ll engage with colorful characters—from mobsters with heart conditions to a quirky ghost who thinks they own the heart you just transplanted. The choices you make affect not just your morality but also the fates of the hearts you handle. Will you become a hero of the people or the villain in a heartwarming (or not-so-heartwarming) tale of survival? Only your choices will decide who wins the hilarious race for the 'perfect' heart.